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March 13, 2008

Nevermind The Buzzcocks – Series 1 – Episode 5

Mark Lamarr (Host)
Phill Jupitus (Captain), Jonathan Ross, Martin Rossiter
Sean Hughes (Captain), Marcella Detroit, Nick Heyward

Opening Joke: The pop show that say “The Lady In Red”, not as shagable as the nanny obviously.

Games Played:

Freeze Frame (video shown then stopped and the team has to guess what happens next)

Sean’s Team: – Dave Lee Roth “Just a Gigalo”
Answer: – Dave Lee Roth electricutes Billy Idol
Phill’s Team: – The Style Council “Jeruselum”
Answer: – The woman giving the speech is a black queen impersonator

Intros Round (A guest and a captin must create the intro of songs without using words)

Sean’s Team: -
Dexy’s Midnight Runners “Geno”
Stevie Wonder “Isn’t she lovely”
Queen with David Bowie “Under Pressure”
Oasis – “Roll with it”

Phill’s Team: -
David Bowie “Rebel Rebel”
Adam and the Ants “Goodie Two Shoes”
Blur “Country House”
Pet Shop Boys “West end girls”

Indecipherable Lyrics (guess the lyrics of the song played)

Sean’s Team: – Rolling Stones “Brown Sugar”
Phill’s Team: – Napalm Death “Scum”

Identity Parade (spot the artist in question in a line up)

Phill’s Team: – Rick Driscoll (Kenny)
Sean’s Team: – Ray Dorset (Mungo Jerry)

Dance Hell (watch dance routine by Pan’s people or Legs & Co without music and guess the song)

Sean’s Team: – Rose Royce “Car Wash”
Phill’s Team: – Boris and the Crypt Kickers “Monster Mash”

Next Lines (teams have to say the next line of the song)

Final Scores:

Phill: 9
Sean: 22

Best Line: Pet Shop Boys are said to get their name from a bizarre sexual act involving hamsters. I can’t tell you about it but you’ll know it if you see by the tell tale bulging cheeks.

Nevermind The Buzzcocks – Series 1 – Episode 4

Mark Lamarr (Host)
Phill Jupitus (Captain), Sarah Cracknell, Billy Bragg
Sean Hughes (Captain), Suggs, Jeff Green

Opening Joke: Welcome to the show that says “Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you”. My name is Keith Chegwin and I’m an alcoholic.

Games Played:

Freeze Frame (video shown then stopped and the team has to guess what happens next)

Sean’s Team: – Aerosmith “Living on the edge”
Answer: – A green man jumps out of Steven Tyler
Phill’s Team: – Chris Eubank doing the Top of the Pops countdown.
Answer: – He tries to say “At Six, Suggs with Cecilia

Intros Round (A guest and a captin must create the intro of songs without using words)

Sean’s Team: -
Free “Alright now”
Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus “We all stand together”
Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen “Theme from Mission Impossible”
Mud “Tiger Feet”

Phill’s Team: -
The Eurythmics “There must be an angel (playing with my hear)”
Elton John & Kiki Dee “Don’t go breaking my heart”
The Specials “Ghost town”
The Prodigy “Firestarter”

Indecipherable Lyrics (guess the lyrics of the song played)

Sean’s Team: – Kate Bush “Wuthering Heights”
Phill’s Team: – Chicory Tip “Son of my father”

Identity Parade (spot the artist in question in a line up)

Sean’s Team: – Alan Williams (Rubettes)
Phill’s Team: – Peter Hooson (Chicory Tip)

The Mars bar round
Sean’s Team: – Pink Floyd  – Pigs Knackers
Phill’s Team: – Chuck Berry – Ladies toilet

Next Lines (teams have to say the next line of the song)

Final Scores:

Phill: 21
Sean: 16

Best Line: Other German hits include “Ho Ho Silver Lining”, “Goering Underground” and “Is she really going out with Himmler”

March 12, 2008

Nevermind The Buzzcocks – Series 1 – Episode 3

Mark Lamarr (Host)
Phill Jupitus (Captain), Andy McCluskey, David McAlmont
Sean Hughes (Captain), Martin Chambers, Bob Mortimer

Opening Joke: The pop quiz that says “Papa was a rolling stone”, and mama’s still at school”

Games Played:

Freeze Frame (video shown then stopped and the team has to guess what happens next)

Sean’s Team: – Duran Duran “Wild Boys”
Answer: – A Monster appears

Phill’s Team: – Rolling Stones “Satisfaction (Live)”
Answer: – Keith Richards uses his guitar to hit a fan on the stage

Intros Round (A guest and a captin must create the intro of songs without using words)

Phill’s Team: -
The Clash “Should I stay or should I go?”
Issac Hayes “Shaft”
Jimi Hendrix “Purple Haze”
Frankie Goes To Hollywood “Two Tribes”

Sean’s Team: -
Tubeway Army “Are friends electric”
The Who “Pinball Wizard”
Pink Floyd “Money”
The Cure “Love Cats”

Indecipherable Lyrics (guess the lyrics of the song played)

Sean’s Team: – Dexy’s Midnight Runners “Gino”
Phill’s Team: – The Cult “She Sells Sanctuary”

Just One Sentence (One guest must some up a song in one sentence)

Sean’s Team: -
Ain’t gonna bump no more (with no big fat woman) – Joe Tex
Hit me with your rhythm stick – Ian Dury and the blockheads
Wannbe – Spice Girls
Mr Blobby – Mr Blobby

Phill’s Team: -
I want to hold your hand – The Beatles
You’re gorgeous – Baby Bird
The Wombling Song – The Wombles
YMCA – Village People

Dance Hell (watch dance routine by Pan’s people or Legs & Co without music and guess the song)

Sean’s Team: – Hands Up – Ottawan
Phill’s Team: – Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft – The Carpenters

Next Lines (teams have to say the next line of the song)

Phill’s Team:

Final Scores:

Phill: 32
Sean: 20

Best Line: LaMarr:I think I am having a stroke. Mortimer: Not now!

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