Mark Lamarr (Host)
Phill Jupitus (Captain), Donna McPhail , Bruce Dickinson
Sean Hughes (Captain), Richard Fairbrass, Math Priest
First episode of a show that is currently on its 21st series.
Opening Joke: Welcome to the show that says, “Hey Mister Tambourine Man. What first attracted you to the salvation army?”
Games Played:
Sean’s Team:
Prefab Sprout’s “King of Rock and Roll”
The Answer: – Dancing hot dogs
Phill’s Team:
Rolling Stone’s “She Was Hot”
The Answer: – The model farts fire
Phill’s Team:
Abba “Dancing Queen”
Status Quo “Down Down”
The Four Tops “Reach Out”
Happy Mondays “Step On”
Sean’s Team:
Gerry Rafferty “Baker Street”
Blur “Park Life”
Gary Glitter “I love you love me love you”
The Smiths “How soon is now”
Phill’s Team:
Elvis Costello “Pump it up”
I’ve been on tenterhooks
ending in dirty looks,
list’ning to the Muzak,
thinking ’bout this ‘n’ that.
She said that’s that.
I don’t wanna chitter-chat.
Turn it down a little bit
or turn it down flat.
Sean’s Team:
Earth,Wind and Fire “Boogie Wonderland”
Dance boogie wonderland
Midnight creeps so slowly into hearts,
Of men who need more than they get
Daylight deals a bad hand,
To a woman that has laid to many bets
Phill’s Team:
Jerry Shepherd & Peter Phipps – Members of the Glitter Band
Sean’s Team:
Paul Hardcastle
Sean’s Team:
Bee Gee’s “Tragedy”
Phill’s Team:
The Clash “Bank Robber”
Sean’s Team:
“Giant steps are what you take” – “Walking on the moon” – Police “Walking on the moon”
“The history book on the shelf” – “Is always repeating itself” – ABBA “Waterloo”
“Why don’t you all” – “Fade away” – The Who “My Generation”
“That’s neat, that’s neat, that’s neat, that’s neat” – “I really love your tiger feet” – Mud “Tiger feet”
“Don’t know much about a science book” – “Don’t know much about the french I took” – Sam Cooke “Wonderful World”
“We don’t have to take our clothes off” -”To have a good time” – Jermaine Stewart “We don’t have to take our clothes off”
“Planet Earth is blue” – “And there is nothing we can do” – David Bowie – “Space Oddity”
“Grandma we love you” – “Grandma we do” – St. Winifrids School Choir
“Bring your daughter” – “To the slaughter” – Iron Maiden “Bring your daughter to the slaughter”
“Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me” – “Twice on the pipe if the answer is no” – Tony Orlando & Dawn “Knock Three Times”
“Slowly walking down the hall” – “Faster than a cannonball” – Oasis “Champagne Supernova”
“Just too good to be true” – “Can’t take my eyes off of you” – Frankie Valli “Can’t take your eyes off you”
“You look like heaven to touch” -”I want to hold you too much” – Frankie Valli “Can’t take your eyes off you”
“You see me in my pants and ting” – “See me in my alter back” – Althea & Donna “Uptown Top Ranking”
“Everytime you go away” -”You take a bit of me with you” – Paul Young “Everytime you go away”
Phill’s Team:
“Thunderbolt and lightning” – “very very frightening” – Queen “Bohemian Rhapsody”
“They call me Mr fantastic” – “Mr Boombastic” – Shaggy “Mr Boombastic”
“Thats the way, a ha, a ha” – “I like it a ha” – KC and the Sunshine Band “Thats the way (I like it)”
“If you want to be my lover” – “You gotta get with my friends” – Spice Girls “Wannabe”
“From Soho down to Brighton” – “I must have played them all” – The Who “Pinball Wizard”
“You can tell by the way I use my walk” – “Im a womans man, no time to talk” – Bee Gees “Staying Alive”
“Where are we all coming from” – “From Smurfland where we belong” – Father Abraham & The Smurfs “The Smurf Song”
“War” – “HUH” – Edwin Starr “War”
“Hey fatty boom boom” – “Sweet Sugar Dumplings” – Carl Malcolm “Hey Fatty boom boom”
“Sign your name across my heart” – “I want you to be my baby” – Terence Trent DArby “Sign your name”
“Come on baby lets start anew” – “Because breaking up is hard to do” – The Partridge Family “Breaking up is hard to do”
“Love in an elevator” – “Living it up as we`re going down” – Aerosmith “Love in an elevator”
“Deeply Dippy, I`m your superman” – “You`re my Lois Lane” – Right Said Fred “Deeply Dippy”
“They say that cat Shaft is a bad mother” – “Shut your mouth” – Isaac Hayes “Shaft”
“She`s a long legged woman dressed in black” – “Dressed in black, dressed in black, dressed in black, black, black” – Mungo Jerry “Long legged woman dressed in black”
“He lives in a house” – “A very nice house in the country” – Blur “Country House”
“Thats me in the corner” – “Thats me in the spotlight” – R.E.M. “Losing my religion”
Final Scores:
Phill: 23
Sean: 25
Best Line: Phill “What is that Wookie Hole? I never saw that version of Star Wars”
