Nevermind The Buzzcocks – Series 2 – Episode 3

Mark Lamarr (Host)
Phill Jupitus (Captain), Sarah Blackwood, Neil Morrissey
Sean Hughes (Captain), Richard Fairbrass, Billy Bragg

Opening Joke: The pop quiz that says “I read the news today oh boy” and they said I would never make it with a name like Zane Apadari

Games Played:

Indecipherable Lyrics (guess the lyrics of the song played) If you think Rod Stewart had a hit with “Do you think I’m sixty”, this ones for you.

Sean’s Team: – Public Image Ltd “Appeal”
Phill’s Team: – Suzi Quarto “Can the can”

Intros Round (A guest and a captin must create the intro of songs without using words)

Sean’s Team: -
David Bowie “Jean Jeanie”
Jean Berkine & Serge Gainsberg “Je T’aime”
The B52’s “Rock lobster”

Phill’s Team: -
John Travolta & Oliva Newton John “You’re the one that I want”
Nirvana “Smells like Teen Spirit”
Spice Girls “Say you will be there”

Connected (what connects the two artists)

Sean’s Team: -
Guns N Roses & Ozzy Osbourne – Being arrested for unrinating in public

Phill’s Team: -
Morrisey & Bay City Rollers – Both Morrisey and the drummer of Bay City Rollers, worked in hospitals.

Identity Parade (spot the artist in question in a line up)

Phill’s Team: – Lindsay  Danvers & Anita Chellamah (Toto Coelo)
Sean’s Team: – Colin Gibb (Black Lace)

Next Lines (teams have to say the next line of the song)

Final Scores:

Phill: 15
Sean: 15

Tiebraker (Who was the gay member of the Village People)

Phill: Construction worker
Sean: The Indian (Correct)

Best Line: The infamous Toblarone bar converstation

Nevermind The Buzzcocks – Series 1 – Episode 4

Mark Lamarr (Host)
Phill Jupitus (Captain), Sarah Cracknell, Billy Bragg
Sean Hughes (Captain), Suggs, Jeff Green

Opening Joke: Welcome to the show that says “Wake up Maggie, I think I got something to say to you”. My name is Keith Chegwin and I’m an alcoholic.

Games Played:

Freeze Frame (video shown then stopped and the team has to guess what happens next)

Sean’s Team: – Aerosmith “Living on the edge”
Answer: – A green man jumps out of Steven Tyler
Phill’s Team: – Chris Eubank doing the Top of the Pops countdown.
Answer: – He tries to say “At Six, Suggs with Cecilia

Intros Round (A guest and a captin must create the intro of songs without using words)

Sean’s Team: -
Free “Alright now”
Paul McCartney and the Frog Chorus “We all stand together”
Adam Clayton and Larry Mullen “Theme from Mission Impossible”
Mud “Tiger Feet”

Phill’s Team: -
The Eurythmics “There must be an angel (playing with my hear)”
Elton John & Kiki Dee “Don’t go breaking my heart”
The Specials “Ghost town”
The Prodigy “Firestarter”

Indecipherable Lyrics (guess the lyrics of the song played)

Sean’s Team: – Kate Bush “Wuthering Heights”
Phill’s Team: – Chicory Tip “Son of my father”

Identity Parade (spot the artist in question in a line up)

Sean’s Team: – Alan Williams (Rubettes)
Phill’s Team: – Peter Hooson (Chicory Tip)

The Mars bar round
Sean’s Team: – Pink Floyd  – Pigs Knackers
Phill’s Team: – Chuck Berry – Ladies toilet

Next Lines (teams have to say the next line of the song)

Final Scores:

Phill: 21
Sean: 16

Best Line: Other German hits include “Ho Ho Silver Lining”, “Goering Underground” and “Is she really going out with Himmler”